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CGI visuals in combination with practical effects and animatronics etc. better than overall digital effects?

2018.12.10 18:55 eccentricRob CGI visuals in combination with practical effects and animatronics etc. better than overall digital effects?

Please keep in mind: It's probably subjective and a matter of personal taste, though. I just would like to state my own viewpoints here and discuss it.
So, let me put an example: I was recently watching "Dreamchild" [1985] as well as the 1999 made-for-television (!!!) adaptation of "Alice in Wonderland" with Tina Majorino, Ben Kingsley, Gene Wilder and many other popular actresses and actors. Keep in mind: Both works are based on Lewis Carroll's stories. And both had Jim Henson's The Creature Shop (famous for its works "Jim Henson's The Storyteller", "Labyrinth", "The Dark Crystal"...) as a company to supply the talking animal characters of Alice's dream.
Even though both productions had a way lower budget of course and have been done so many years ago... When I compare them to Tim Burton's and James Bobin's cinematic attempts for Disney (2010 and 2016), to me the CGI creatures lack so much depth and soul in comparision, the atmosphere can't be compared. So even though the budget obviously was much higher on these recent "Alice" versions and the technology for the effects way more enhanced -- in comparision, they look "cheap" compared to the real, organic, robotic puppetry, who have so much more depth, weight and soul somehow. At least for me.
"Where The Wild Things Are" tried to combine both but I didn't like it. I thought it was too obvious that the facial expressions were CGI and the rest puppet/costume.
On the other hand, the ape Maurice in the new "Planet of the Apes" trilogy looks pretty decent to me in some shots (the other apes still have an "Uncanney Valley" effect in my opinion?) and he was all CGI with motion capture/performance capturing. Still, to me CGI ages so fast. I mean, a decade ago I thought "Lord of the Rings" looked convincing. I look at it now, it feels already sooo dated. To be honest, James Cameron's "Avatar" even looks already "dated" to me -- so many people praise it because everything including the whole Pandora planet stuff was digital, but I still get a "video game" animation feeling, I don't know ...
John Faveau's "The Jungle Book" (I didn't like the CGI in Andy Serkis' "Mowgli: Legend of the Jungle") has it's moments, but when you compare it with actual footage of real animals you will always notice the difference.
Of course, puppets and animatronics and make-up effects and practical special effects aren't "perfect" either. They have their limitations too, no question about that. But I rather accept it oddly enough than the digital stuff (unless it makes sense in an intended way). And I get CGI is just a tool -- not more, not less. And it's a great tool, most of the time when done well you don't even notice it. (Backgrounds, human stand-ins, animals, color correction, cosmetic enhancements and so forth... You just can do anything with it. No limits.)
But I don't understand why film studios are relying so heavily *just* on CGI. I know, there are a few exceptations. Like the troll Edward in "Hansel and Gretel: Witchhunters" was a full life-sized animatronic and Stan Winston, Rick Baker, Gustav Hoegen etc. are all still working, but not as much as in the 70's, 80's and 90's.
What do you think? Is it just because of money? Is it cheaper, faster? But still, what's with putting an effort? I know CGI technology requires a lot of effort to, but why not use both and work hard with booth tools to create perfect illusions?
"Jurassic Park" by Steven Spielberg in my opinion holds up so well because the T-Rex scenes in the rain at night with the car still look beliavable and realistic today. Perfect use of all technologies. When I look at the new "Jurassic World" movies now, to be honest I hate it, it looks not at all authentic to me... I know they used animatronics too for the last one, but I felt for the most part I still saw CGI and the animatronics just were there for the actors to have some reference. Maybe I'm just too nitpicky, but I just love good effects and creatures so much.

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When the dirty reddit peasantry asks how you have so much karma, what do you tell them? I tell them that piling up this karma is a way to distract myself from re-living the trauma that I experienced while having intercourse with the person's mother.
How long is too long? If it takes you more than two minutes after insertion into a female vagina, you're probably gay. So, anything beyond that is too long.
Who's your favorite redditor, and why is it XavierMendel? XavierMendel is my fave Redditor because he invented the backspace key and because he actually respected my wish to never have him Snapchat his penis to me.
Who's your favorite redditor? Favorite? 1000vultures. I'm a big fan of his NoSleep stuff.
Least favorite? Least favorite is LateNightGrumbler. He is like an automaton. Can't stand him.
Favorite dessert? I grew up near southern Vermont so I really like good quality ice cream. There's really no individual flavor I like. As long as its high quality, I'm down.
Favorite TV show? Fuck Rswany because hes got a tight litte butthole. Kill Kvothe24 so he doesn't catch me in the race to a million comment karma. Marry AFL because he's the most feminie and also, under Canada's universal health care system, they can turn him into a lady with a slice, a flick, a twirl, and a tuck.
Hey, we the same least favorite redditor! Guy is a dildo. One of the only Redditors I openly dislike.
Also: :( about the whole you know, killing me thing. As for killing you, I think our love is the greatest kind: unrequited.
Who is your favourite redditor? and why is it me? AdvocateForLucifer is my favorite Redditor because just thinking about him makes me- sploosh -squirt, which is impressive because I don't even have a vagina.
What's your favorite comment you've ever written on Reddit? Probably A Tale of Two Sperm because it was outside of what most people would expect from my long-form comments. I tried to make it a beautiful love story across time. I wanted people to forget it was about incest until the very end.
What's the best thing to come out of your comment karma? The karma? Hard to say. I just love it when people respond and tell me how much they enjoyed one of my comments. I don't want to seem like I'm up my own ass but there's a lot of Redditors that enjoy my inane, ridiculous sense of humor.
Pick your favorite oil painting and show me a picture of it. Without question, my favorite oil painting is Girl With a Pearl Earring by Vermeer. The look on her face is just tells a story. Its amazing. Also, its worth checking out the film by the same name starring Colin Firth, Scarlett Johansson, and the great Tom Wilkinson. Its a film of beauty and subtlety. So much of the story is told not with words, but with looks and gazes from the characters. Its wonderfully acted and should be required viewing for any aspiring filmmaker.
What is your opinion towards bagged milk? I'm lactose intolerant. At least that's what I told your mom when she offered to breast-feed me last week.
Vargas, if I ever have sex with a Porn Star would you be willing to do me the honour of being in the room and videotaping it as it happens? Fuck that, I'm joining in! I can strap a camera to my dog and he can film. We can stil get that "just balls" angle that you like so much by rubbing peanut butter on our taints. He'll go right for it!
Are all of your stories true? I'm not asking if you exaggerate, because everyone does that if they mean to or not, but if your stories are based on things that have happened to you. Many are more true than most would imagine. One of my favorite comments is actually 99% true. Others are just meant to be ridiculous.
Also insult Insult: CANOODLING_SOCIOPATH used to think he had a big penis. Turns out he just had really small hands.
I love most of your stories. Especially the ridiculous ones, so many unnecessary details. Gong off your insult, wouldn't it be great to date a midget. Your penis would seem ginormous. Yours would still only seem slightly below average size.
Who the fuck are you? I'm vargas.
Why haven't I heard of you before? You would have heard of me. If the guy you were blowing didn't have his hands over your ears.
Why are you so fucking awesome? I'm Eskimo bros with Daniel Radcliffe.
How do you feel about the current state of reddit? Its an exciting place. Reddit is growing at an incredible rate. I've only been a user for two years. When I started, there was not nearly the activity that there is now. A community with this many members with subsections devoted to specific interests? Its marketing executive's wet dream. I like Conde Naste's laissez faire approach to handling the site. I don't think it will last, though. I think the days of not having to watch a 15 second ad for Sprint before entering a thread are coming to an end sooner than anyone thinks. I think that this will be the end of Reddit's massive upswing in popularity and pop culture significance. So, to answer the first question, I think things are actually pretty good right now. But its not going to last.
How could I change anything? From SRS to SpaceDicks to AskReddit to CenturyClub, every sub is part of the fabric the fabric that makes up Reddit. I wouldn't just change or get rid of one. The creepshots and jailbait subs would have been the exceptions. Subs like that just kind of normalize shit of that nature, whcih is just not good for society in general. Any subs like that would be the only ones I would change. The other thing is I think self posts should get karma. If someone asks a good question in AskReddit or someone tells a funny joke in Jokes or Humor, they should be "rewarded" with upvotes fo contributing content. If someone really want to do something not for karma, there should be a way to disable the upvotes for just that post. Just a thought.
My favorite thing is kind of silly. Frequently, I will post a long-form comment in a rising AskReddit thread at night and then go to bed. I love the feeling of waking up in the morning, finding out that the Australians made the thread blow up, and that I have three pages of comment replies and PM's and messages about receiving Gold. I love the fact that there are actually a lot of people (that I don't even know) that are entertained by my stuff.
And thanks for dropping in! Good night.
How do you feel about AdvocateForLucifer ? His flesh is composed of Tim Horton's. Maple syrup runs through his veins. He can't maintain an erection unless its during hockey season. The afterbirth he was spawned from was 35% Molson Ice. He looks like something John Candy would have crapped out.
What is your opinion on Canada? Without Canada, there would be no Bryan Adams. Without Bryan Adams, the soundtracks to such classics as Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, The Three Musketeers, and Don Juan DeMarco would be much lower quality. That's not a world I want to live in.
Are you _ Vargas_? If so, why? Yes, I am Jason Vargas of the Los Angeles Angels. Because I was traded for Kendrys Morales.
What are some of your #1 craziest memories from childhood, high school, college, and after college? Childhood: Sat on the floor nearby, playing, as my great uncle tried to convince my grandfather to save his own life and go back on dialysis (spelling?). My grandfather told him the story of a wilted old man who had been on dialysis for a decade. He didn't want to end up like that guy, barely clinging to life and all. My grandfather died a couple months later.
High School: Almost died in a planecrash due to horrific weather. It was on the way back from a school band trip. Plane was diverted to a different airport twice. I guess it almost ran out of fuel or something. Everybody freaked out when me and some friends started singng REM's "Its the end of the world as we know it".
I fucked a single mom in her van in the parking lot at community college.
I bought a minivan.
I knew you would deliver. thanks! No prob! Sure you don't want an insult or a compliment?
How about an insulting compliment? You have a purpose in life. That purpose is to serve as a warning to others.
as a follow-up: Why do you hate harp seals so much? They're better than otters.
Which comment that you've made do you think is your best? You have it backwards, my friend. Stephen Hawking is smart because he can't tie his shoes. Or walk, for that matter. I'm sure you have heard that when a person loses one of their 15 basic senses (taste, touch, smell, sound, sight, thought, libido, pride, revenge, fear of minorities, herpes, telekinesis, The Sixth Sense, entitlement, urinary burning), the other 14 become "heightened" or "more gooder." The same principle applies to your muscles.
You see, the muscles that make up the legs (sartorious, gluteus, clitorus majorus, biceps femorus, quadriceps, vas deferens, triceps sorae, tina majorino, peroneus longus, tibialis anterior) account for over 80% of total muscle mass in the human body. Unfortunately, there is only a limited amount of blood in each of us, typically about 200 kilograms worth or, for us Americans, "two and a half of the big Mountain Dews" worth. This is where the problem comes in. In a cruel twist of creation, Jesus didn't give us enough of his blood (that he made from wine coolers) to run all the muscles at peak output.
You see, your body is like a public school. Your muscles are students in this school. Your blood is like the teacher in this school. She is only one person. She knows she isn't going to be able to reach all the students. She has to pick and choose which ones are the most important and deserve the majority of her time. The rest? She basically says "fuck em'" and gives the bare minumum of her abilities. So, your legs, since they are used to walk, or "locomotivate," the body, get the most blood or "attention." A muscle, like the brain, only gets what is needed for the bare minumum of survival.
Now, Mr. Hawking was born in 1942 during the height of the Vietnam War. The world needed smart people to figure out how to end this war, which had famously been started by Ghengis Khan twenty years earlier. Hawking's parents made a bold decision. They decided Stephen would not be allowed to use his legs in an attempt to strengthen the brain muscle, thusly giving him the mental powers to, in the words of Abraham Lincoln, "End the terrible conflict with the sewer people of Vietnam."
At first, the wizards suggested amputation of Hawking's legs. This would have been the absolute best way of ensuring maximum blood flow away from his legs and into other parts of the body. This method was abandoned, however, as it was decided that he would "look too retarded" to be taken seriously. The next best way was to simply put rubber bands around his legs, limiting blood flow.
In the end, as we all know, this gamble paid off. Hawking's brain muscle became much more powerful than the average person proving the hypothesis that leg usage was serving as a handicapping mechanism to higher brain function. By 1965, Hawking had helped to not only end the Vietnam conflict, but also to take down the Berlin Wall, fly a talking monkey into space, and introduce crack to inner cities in America as well as the United States.
Sidenote: As a pleasant side-effect of the redistribution of blood flow in his body, Hawking's penis is now capable of becoming 18 inches long and as wide in circumference as his calf muscle would have been had it grown normally. Irony!
Is it worth it to read this wall of text? Uh, I wrote it so, yeah.
Can I be greedy and get both an insult and a compliment? Or in this economy are we restricting them to one a person? You have nice bewbs.
Your breath smells like Andrew Zimmern's bathroom after taping an episode of Bizarre Foods in India.
Best ethnicity? Adopted Korean girls.
What made you decide to start karma farming? I was out of the AssCredit game for a while. Back in February, I read about the shadowbans. I saw that some of those fuckers piled up tens of thousands of comment karma a week while it took me a year and a half just to get to 100,000. I started visiting AssCredit more and really started to enjoy the lively, fast-paced conversations. Its helped me develope my style of commenting into what it is today.
AssCredit sounds like tokens you give strippers. Like an adult Chuck E. Cheese. Isnt wouldn't an adult Chuck E. Cheese just be a Hooters?
There are no AssCredits at Hooters. Also you can't win prizes and there are no games. Me and my friends played a game at Hooters when we were teens. It was called "Who Can Eat The Most Wings In A Sitting?"
What does karma mean to you? Also how do you feel having that karma score? Also tell me a story. The higher the karma, the less impressed I am with it. I thought the first 10,000 were pretty cool. At 50,000, I felt I had finally made it. At 100,000 (achieved 12/2012), I was sure I had just become one of the top Redditors ever. After that, my excitement has been muted. Plus, its pretty easy to rack up karma in AskReddit.
Now, I've gotten to the point where its really not so much about the points themselves as it is the response. I put a lot of time and effort into many of my comments lately. Honestly, I want a lot of people to see what I've done. AskReddit provides me with the inspiration and the audience that I desire. I don't just comment for the sake of commenting in every single thread, either. Certain threads just pull me in.
Here's the story of "The Chili Dog," a sex move I developed and subsequently perfected back in the early sixties while serving in the Peace Corps in Nicaragua.
You see, there was a parasite most of us caught early on in our tour. Even after initial flu-like symptoms passed, most of us still had problems with anal leaking and loose stools. Coupled with the frequent and unpredictable gas, this made every fart a potentially messy situation.
Us all being young and attractive, inevitably we got down to some monkey business. As everyone born in the fifties and earlier knows, we only had one sexual position: doggy-style. The others hadn't been invented yet. You punks don't know how good you have it nowadays, what with your missionary and your cowgirl and your Bieber pinch and your $5 footlongs... but I digress.
Anyhow, I was going to town on one of my best gal, Shelly, in our customary doggy-style position. Her butt cheeks looked like two massive Christmas hams and I was slapping away on them like some poncho-wearing hippie tripping on molly and pounding away on some bongos at Coachella. It was at this moment that that sudden case of uncontrollable flatulence reared its ugly head deep in the bowels of poor Shelly.
She only had a moment to warn me before unleashing a geyser of chunky-style fecal matter. I had barely withdrawn my wood from her before I was hit by it. I knelt there, stunned at what had transpired. I surveyed the situation: my still-erect penis was resting betwixt her cheeks covered by what looked like five-alarm chili that had been passed through the digestive tract of a German shepard. For what would be te last time in weeks, I laughed and thought to myself "I'll be Goddamned if that doesn't look like a chili dog." I then thought of my childhood trips to Coney Island.
Long story, short, this happened over and over. It was disgusting but we needed the sex to maintain our sanity. Gradually, we came to enjoy the diarrhea. Love-making without it wasn't as fulfilling. We even found ways to bring forth this colonic eruption.
After we got back to the States, our digestive issues went away. We never told anyone about what we'd done. All of us just kind of drifted apart, even me and Shelly. Last I heard, she married a guy who is one of the official taste testers for Taco Bell. He spends hours a day sampling all manner of cheap Mexican-style fast food. Sometimes, when I'm feeling particularly melancholy, I'll go to the local mall and order a chili dog from Nathan's. Its not the same but its all I have. That and the memories.
A/s/l? Thirtyone/Male/American and Mexican.
Where exactly is "American and Mexican"? Mexican English and American Spanish of course.
The "L" stands for "location" not "Language" lol. I know lol.
If you could get in a street fight with any other Redditor, who would it be? And what non-firearm would you use? zachinoz
I would bash his skull in with thelovepirate's massive dong.
Do you think you're too cool for school? If so, why? I don't think anyone is "too cool for school." Education is actually the platform for my campaign for re-election as Governor of Vermont.
Can we hear you sing? That's the one thing I won't do. Even in the car, the sound of my sining makes me slef-cringe. Its turrible.
You posted this comment twice and spelled self wrong and I'm beginning to think you're drunk. I guess the question I'm asking you is are you drunk? I meant to do that.
Well you've deleted the duplicate comment and now I just look silly. Insult or compliment?
Oh god the decisions. If I say insult this could do some serious damage to my self esteem. If I say compliment I'd look sad. Let's take insult. You're about as interesting as a white pizza. That dildo stuck up your asshole has more personality than you.
How much time do you spend on reddit each day? I'll also take insult if you don't mind. I'm not on as much as most people think. I'm on an hour in he morning and between one and six hours at night (I'm mostly watching TV and absentmindedly browsing at night). It seems like I'm everywhere because, frankly, I usually have high karma comments in visible threads. The biggest threads have an active lifespan of about 24 hours. So, even if you just read through a couple big threads and only look at the top comments, you'll probably see me everyday. On my days off (today) I am at my most active. That's never really more tham 50 comments a day.
Insult I'm not going to insult you. Why? Well, your penis is the size of a cashew and you have a merkin growing out of your ass-crack. I imagine you've already heard every insult possible just in the showers after gym class in high school.
When are you going to pass me in comment karma? I have a few days off in a row at the very end of June and early July. I conservatively predict by July 4th.
Probably about right. I'll be less active the week after that too because I'm moving. Again?
Yup. Just to the other side of town. It'll be harder this time because Blinks has a lot of stuff. Like furniture. So you got yourself hooked up with a girl who owns furniture? How does it feel being a gold digger?
Do you like me? You have a better chance of receiving cunnilingus from Michael Douglas than us becoming friends.
Are you still taking questions? Yes. And I'm still handing out compliments and insults.
What is your dogs name? I love your dog. Lobo. Its Mexican for "wolf."
What's the most insulting thing someone has ever said to you? "You look like Wilmer Valderrama, if Wilmer Valderrama's mother drank while pregnant."
What are you planning to do to get get in bed with an islamic pacific islander? I'm collecting goats to offer up to one of their fathers.
How much is too much, and why is it more than nine thousand? Well, the human brain contains 9,000 cells so no one can retain more than 9,000 things at once.
If you could be any superhero's sidekick or henchman, who would you be? Thor's sidekick. We'd travel across the universe. The collateral pussy would be plentiful.
Am I too late for an insult? (I can't work out how to bold from my phone..) strictlycomeprancing is a pitiful sight. The first time I met him, he came shuffling up to me with his eyes staring at the ground. Upon viewing him up close, I was immediately struck by his adult acne. It looked like he had open cold sores on his face. He was all sweaty and the flakes of dandruff on his shoulders were as big as bay leaves. I shook his hand. It was clammy and limp. The first thought that sprang into my head was that someone should mercy-kill this dude.
If you're Goldberg aka one of the fat kids from Heavyweights...did you ever fuck Lauren Michelle Hill aka one of the hottest Playboy Playmate's ever aka the Dream Girl in Heavyweights? I actually did not. True story, though, she actually contacted me on Facebook about a year ago. She was staying Encino, where I curently reside. We went and got coffee. I think that she kind of wanted something to happen between us but I wasn't down for it. You see, she dated Johnny Depp for about six months a couple years after filming Heavyweights. Apparently, he gave her syphilis. She actually got engaged to another guy a couple years after that without telling him she had it. Anyway, she's kind of messed up right now.
A glorious insult! (Lost impact on the incorrect gender but hey, how were you to know that?) Hmm I feel humbler already. Well, you look like a dude, so...
No tree-fifty? She's married to the dude from the Boondock Saints. She's pretty normal. Just had a kid. Was just wondering. She's really fucking hot. Its all for show. Trust me, I'm famous.
I have you tagged as "has an adorable ever-shitting dog," so you can add that to your list. Besides the two stories I've read (and don't remember), where else has your dog shit? You must be thinking of the time my dog ate Taco Bell.
He used to have problems with digestion so he would puke every morning. I'd get him to go in the shower. He does that pretty much everytime he has to have a bodily function.
Did you name yourself after the Seinfeld character 'Vargas' from the Bizarro episode? No. It was a name of an X-Treme X-Men villain from the first few issues of that series. I've used the name in the online gaming community of a decade ago.
Why do I have you tagged as 'The one-night stand hero' in bright pink? This.
Are you tired of my questions yet? Of course I am.
I have you tagged as "classic cockblocker", because you cockblocked me here once in a classy way. What's your fav ice cream? If I had to choose one favor, it would probably be Rocky Road. Also, I'm really getting into frozen yogert. A place called 16Handles just opened near my work and its tits.
What state do you live in? East Dakota.
Your favorite celebrity redditor? matthewlillard
Let me lick your toes. Thanks, dipshit! My phone doesn't play gifs so I have no idea what this is.
Tell us about the time you ironed your clothes whilst you were still wearing them. Ironing clothes to the contours of your body just makes sense. Its just a bad idea when you have an erection.
Comp[le]ment I haven't seen a dong as big as yours since the last time I went to Saratoga to bet on the ponies.
###insult. I'm not saying wtfisdisreal's penis is small, I'm just saying his mom's is bigger.
Only one question, are you by any chance related/know anything about to the dead, 2006 account. The only time I encountered the vargas account was when I was choosing my own username. It said it was taken. I might try and request the username from the admins.
Insult I want an actual challenge with these insults, people! advocateforlucifer is what I like to call "low hanging fruit" (unlike his non-existent testes). He's a Canadian-ginger-Redditor with a small, curvy penis which I think proves beyond all reasonable doubt that God has a sense of humor.
Also, [Chuck Woolery] Honestly, you have to ignore them. The more visible you are, the more people that will want to take you down. I've had individuals as well as SRS try to make my experience on Reddit a negative one. I made the decision to not let them. Simple as that.
EDIT: I really only care about Woolery. As for Chuck Woolery? True story: I was living in Van Nuys back in the late seventies. Anybody fron there knows that there was a big orgy scene there in those days. So I'm at this orgy. There's a guy banging a fifty-something Korean woman from behind. I got down on my knees and filled her out from the other end, finger-cuffs style. So I'm throat-fucking her and I happen to make eye contact with the other guy. Its Chuck Woolery! I want to say something but I'm nervous. He was sweating profusely so I thrw him a sock to wipe his brow. He says "Thanks" and we start to chat. After a few minutes, he finishes and, without my asking, he whips out a pen from God knows where and signs my forehead. I always thought that was classy of him.
[Matthew Perry] Matthew Perry is the last person to see Chris Farley's penis alive.
insult You yourself are an insult to your fathers gonads. There were millions of other sperm in the load your father drunkenly shot into your passed-out mother that night. There were doctors, lawyers, advocates for the homeless, impressionist painters, and potental legends of stage and screen. Instead, they got you.
insult AYellowFix has had more NBA stars inside of him than Nike (or a Kardashian).
I down voted you once for something and suddenly I see you commenting everywhere thanks to RES. I congratulate you on your success and internet points. I accept your downvote and will work hard to earn your upvote in the future.
I have reached the point where the karma doesn't matter as much. Its the account itself that people look forward to seeing, not the 580,000 internet points.
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Tina explains some of the unfortunate consequences of having 2,000cc breasts. Hear about her plastic surgery journey on “Botched”! #Botched #EEntertainment #... This week, I have a preview of ABC's new legal dramedy 'The Deep End' -- which is sort of like 'Grey's Anatomy' at a law firn -- straight from stars Billy Zane and Tina Majorino. I also get funny l... Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube. Alexandra is diagnosed with Williams syndrome, a condition known to cause a friendly personality. She has an unconditional love for people, but it is not alw... Watch in 720p HD because they are beautiful and endgame ♥ Hey guys it's here!!!! This is the biggest project I've worked on and I finished it before Christma... A series of fire drills leads Veronica to the discovery that Neptune High has been receiving bomb threats. She enlists Wallace and Mac's (recurring guest star TINA MAJORINO) help to investigate ... A series of fire drills leads Veronica to the discovery that Neptune High has been receiving bomb threats. She enlists Wallace and Mac's (recurring guest star TINA MAJORINO) help to investigate ... Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content and share it all with friends, family and the world on YouTube. The Vampire Diaries Damon and Elena, after several problems and many adventures, fall in love and the passion explodes. I hope you like it! Song: Ellie Gould...